Scarlett Johansson takes on Ivanka Trump in latest SNL spoof

Ghost in the Shell and Rough Night star Scarlett Johansson was on tap to host for her illustrious fifth round, with Lorde bringing her new single "Green Light" to the stage.

Actress Scarlett Johansson on Saturday delivered a biting impersonation of the First Daughter in a mock ad for a perfume called "Complicit". Because she's attractive, she's powerful, she's. Did we really need a sketch about how black women's names are supposedly similar to prescription drugs?

At one point, Scarlett-as-Ivanka applied lipstick in a mirror; her reflection was Alec-Baldwin-as-Donald, puckering his lips back at her.

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"She's Ivanka", the narrator says. As the narrator puts it, finally, "Complicit" is "the fragrance for the woman who could stop all this, but won't". She was seen wearing the same make up, hair and outfit as Ivanka wears. For example, when Helen asks her dog if he cares about a woman's right to choose, Max retorts: "You didn't afford me a choice when you cut off my balls".

He was told by a commander leading the troops (played by Kenan Thompson) that everyone in California had "been killed by the aliens". It continued reeling off her accomplishments: "A feminist".

Ivanka knows where her bread is buttered. The ad concludes with the voice over saying, "When she watches Titanic she thinks she's Rose, (but) sorry girl, you're Billy Zane". "Devoted. But probably should have bounced after that Access Hollywood bus thing".

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"A feminist. An advocate".

And don't worry, Jared Kushner, Complicit comes in cologne form too.

ScarJo also played a confused Denver, Colorado morning TV reporter, a lesbian mother, a freakish mermaid, a ninja, and the scientist owner of a Donald Trump-loving pug. We need to hold all key people in the Trump administration accountable - as well as the surrogates who take to the airwaves to defend Trump's every word. Conservative women who felt uneasy about the GOP nominee's proclivity for pussy-grabbing pointed to Ivanka as a motivating factor behind their votes.

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